You’ve heard that saying “I know it like the back of my hand”?
I can’t relate. There are so many grooves and furrows and twists and turns that if I was a bug that had to cross that terrain, I would be lost for a long while.
I think the texture and patterns are fascinating. I couldn’t have made such a complex, functioning puzzle if you asked me to (although I guess I did, without knowing it).
I guess that’s what happens when it’s cold and dry out, and the thermostat is set high to compensate.
Steve says, “Use some lotion!”
I say, “If I did, I wouldn’t have seen this amazing detail.”
You’re Silly!
But if you keep it up I may have to skin you and make some shoes!